PADDERS WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT KEEPING NIGEL OUT OF THE FRAME YOU KNOW HOW SHY AND SESITIVE HE CAN BE ,WELL ONLY UNTIL HES HAD A FEW BEERZ THEN WELL WHAT CAN I SAY

OH PADDERS DID I TELL YOU MY VERY VERY CLOSE FRIEND WILL BE COMING TO THE RALLY AND SHARING THE TENT?

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AND HE WORKED FOR P-O AT ONE POINT,DONT KNOW WHAT HE DID

WHY NOT INSTEAD OF CLEANING THE TANK OUT JUST FILL WITH PETROL AND PUT TEMPORARY FUEL PIPE ON WITH ONE OF THSE £2 FILTRES YOU CAN GET, AND LET IT COLLECT ALL THE CRAP IN IT ,.MAYBE CHANGE IT A COUPLE OF TIMES TILL IT LOOKS CLEAN, BY DOING THAT YOUR NOT PUTTING ANY PAINT WORK AT RISK.

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TOO LATE PAUL ITS GONE AND WENT AT MY AGE

PAUL DORAN WROTE"no good you better buy armoured trouser's " yes and they had better have a external vent outside the tent.out into that fresh Yorkshire air

WHICH HELMET

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PS YOU CANT HAVE SEA LEGS THEN

SEASICK ON A NORTHSEA FERRY UNHEARED OF, THAT PART OF THE NORTH SEA ISNT DEEP ENOUGH TO BUILD SWELL PLUS THE SIZE OFF THE FERRY WE WILL BE ON,CRIKEY THE TITANIC WAS ONLY A BIT BIGGER, NO YOU WONT FEEL SICK TRUST ME,IN FACT I`LL LET USE MY HELMET IF YOU ARE. HOWS THAT?
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HOW FAR CAN THIS GO ALL THE WAY PERHAPS


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HA HA YOU LOT HAVE YER FUN BUT WHAT PIGGY DOESNT KNOW IS THAT MY NEW TENT HAS SEPERATE BEDROOMS WITH A DIVIDER AND ITS GOT A LOCK ON IT ,SO HOBBO SAYS SO I`M SAFE FROM MARAUDING SOUTHENERS

I`LL SET MY MATE HOBBO ON HIM IF HE GETS ANY IDEAS

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RIGHT LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT THERE WILL BE NO PIGGY ROASTING IN MY F3KIN TENT RIGHT,UNLESS I`M AT ONE END AND SHE`S BLOND. AND I DONT THINK PIGGYS BLOND WELL I HOPE HE ISNT PLEASE GOD DONT LET PIGGY BE BLOND

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SEEING AS WERE IN A SIMILAR PROFFESSION I`LL LET YOU JUST THIS ONCE HAVE SOME SPACE BETWEEN ME AND PADDERS

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YES WHAT ABOUT IT

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