11th South West Rally

[RALPHARAMA]

Despite my thinking ten rallies was enough for anyone, it seems myself and my good lady, the Current Bride, are again putting on the South West Rally. God knows where the ride-out will go this year Back to the blind fold, map and pin again I guess The magical mystery tour is waiting .....

This year it's a fortnight later than usual 10th - 12th August 2018 at the same venue the Wagon and Horses near Shepton Mallet http://www.waggonandhorsesinn.co.uk/

Expect the usual level of drunken depravity and hilarity as a load of middle aged bikers of both sexes drink and eat too much and misbehave

Free entry as always. First rate real ale and rough scrumpy for those daft enough to poison themselves with the stuff .

As ever there's camping with facilities and Dawn's super lovely food, but don't upset her, she bites

[KeithZ1R]

Ralph I have taken a liberty

[Ginger Bear]

That 'Dawn' can be a miserable cow. I chucked best part of £100 over the bar a couple of years back.(The Geoff Parr challenge) and she was still a right old moany feckin' bitch.

[KeithZ1R]

That 'Dawn' can be a miserable cow. I chucked best part of £100 over the bar a couple of years back.(The Geoff Parr challenge) and she was still a right old moany feckin' bitch.

dont hold back Steve you are of course correct

[RALPHARAMA]

That 'Dawn' can be a miserable cow. I chucked best part of £100 over the bar a couple of years back.(The Geoff Parr challenge) and she was still a right old moany feckin' bitch.

It's still a cracking venue with great beer and food.

[Hobbo]

Raloh


Can ya pluck up courage to ask about the bowling alley lol for thenlong hauliers

Phil

[mark d]

Have you ordered that sunshine for this year yet ???

[RALPHARAMA]

Have you ordered that sunshine for this year yet ???

As always - last year it was sent with My Hermes as a cost saving excercise (Jerry wouldn’t sanction UPS), which is why it was delivered late.

[RALPHARAMA]

Can this be a sticky?

[KeithZ1R]

That sticky enuff ?

[RALPHARAMA]

I'll thank you in person tomorrow for making us sticky

[Ginger Bear]

Well Ralphy,

Good to talk earlier.

Earlier in the week it looked as if you'd really pissed off the 'weather gods', but now it looks like you've pulled it back, with the weather being dry & not too hot.

I'll be there Friday afternoon, in a van, but with the 'Widow Shaker', ready to do the business. I have a spare set of tyres/wheels & fully intend to burn out/blow out what's already on there.

I'll also have me db meter with me & will happily run the 'GB db' challenge, after the rideout on Saturday afternoon. This was last seen at Hobbo's Yorkshire rally many moons ago, with from, a slightly blurry memory, Paul Macelaney (Chunks), willing to rant his zed to the limit, just to prove he had the noisiest Zed.
Prizes down to you Ralph, but I'd suggest Loudest Zed, Loudest Zed powered mobility scooter & Loudest other.

[Taffus]

Well Ralphy,

.......... I'd suggest Loudest Zed, Loudest Zed powered mobility scooter & Loudest other.

I think Ralph is a shoe in for the loudest rep.......

[ted1r]

Too all have a good one ,just sorry I still cant make any events at this moment things are not brill.
But hey ho who knows what lies in the future .
Safe journeys too all.

Ted

[Pigford]

Sorry Ralphy & CB - not gonna be able to make it this year as off in me campervan!!!

Have a good one all of you.