I don't know where this heavy drinking comes from - I did drink for England in my youth and rode bikes like a man possessed, but these days I don't drink much, especially if I'm riding my bike the following day!
I reckon that Piglet will go mad now he's got a free pass for two nights away from the ironing board, I suspect we'll have to carry him to the B&B
He's only staying at the B&B cos he couldn't carry enough biscuits with a tent as well

The landlady at the B&B rang me to ask if I also required to catering boxes of HobNobs
